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Instant Feedback
Why wait for QA when your users can find bugs for free? Get real-world testing at scale.
$0.00
More Coffee Breaks
Skip testing locally, grab another coffee instead! Let production be your playground.
$0.00
Living on the Edge
Every deploy is an adventure. Embrace the chaos and make your deployments exciting!
$0.00
Free Beta Testers
Your users are your QA team (they just don't know it yet). Get invaluable feedback instantly.
$0.00
Better Stories
Create memorable moments your team will laugh about forever. Build character through chaos.
$0.00
Build Character
Nothing builds resilience like a prod deployment gone wrong. Embrace the learning experience!
$0.00
* All prices in developer sanity units
By signing below, you agree to embrace chaos as a feature, not a bug.